I am so pleased to say that we celebrating the recent demise of the German football team here at Crap Goods. Our Crap World Cups loo roll tells the sorry story of England at the World Cup 1966-2014. Germany version coming out soon! ENGLAND FANS England Fans EnglandFootballTeam

Batshuayi's celebration fail is hilarious! bbc.co.uk/sport/football….

Isn't nice to know England do not have to play Argentina, Portugal & Brazil until the final. We were not so successful in avoiding them in the past, Remind yourself of England's many World Cup disasters with out daft but wonderful loo rolls. FIFA World Cup amazon.co.uk/dp/B00HQKDA9U

Wow! FIFA World Cup These are really Crap World Cups™ for Spain, Argentina & Portugal. Before you get too carried away about our chances, remind yourself how 💩England have been in previous world cups with our fun & informative loo rolls. 1966-2014. amazon.co.uk/dp/B00HQKDA9U

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Well done to the England Women Cricket Team. A brilliant result and what a comeback! #WomensAshes bbc.in/2mMatny

Scotland 53-24 Australia.Wow! bbc.in/2B6xtQg

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Who is the unsung heroe of the Premier League? The groundsman! Without you, the beautiful game might not exist. If you are a #PL groundsman, we will send you one of our England football loo rolls absolutely free! Tweet Crap Goods with your name/club to claim your free gift.

Save the poo emoji! The emoji makers are dropping the sad poo from their new list of emoji. But when you read England's World Cup story on our lovely loo rolls you will laugh and cry, so we vote to keep the sad poo! buff.ly/2kwbqzD

He gets my vote for the World Cup Final! x.com/FootballFunnys…

Brilliant! x.com/FootyMemes/sta…

Who is the unsung hero of the Premier League? The groundsman! Without you, who could play now? If you are a #PL groundsman, we will send you one of our England football loo rolls absolutely free! Tweet or message Crap Goods to claim your free gift!

⚽️ Serge Aurier became the first Ivorian to score a #PL goal for Spurs – they’ve now had players from nine different African nations score for them, the joint-most in the competition

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