Guess it’s “National Go Grocery Shopping while Smelling Like Ass Day.”

Me to my girlfriend: “Why didn’t you do *important thing* Her: “I’m sorry! I was thinking about spaghetti!

Holy shit! What a wild ride! Fantastic book about the Yakuza and organized crime in Japan.

Is randomly getting really into military tanks a sign of becoming an old fuck?

The meal was a serve-yourself affair: barley and leek soup, hazelnut turnovers, strong old yellow cheese studded with chestnuts and celery, carrot and parsley bread, strawberry and pear flans, elderberry tart, and dandelion ale or whortleberry cup to drink.

Friday at last...

PSA: Fallout 76 is actually really good now

Friday at last...

Friday at last...

Sublimations of cosmic panic

Battlements of unimaginable cosmic castles

Just discovered post-black metal. My life is changed.

Found out I’m 0.2% Finnish so me and Valtteri Bottas are basically like best friends.

This is the best AI video I’ve ever seen. It's Mad Max: Muppets. Let me take you behind the scenes… The creator, “billary” on YouTube, used a combo of GPT-4o, Midjourney V5 & V6 to bring this to life. Picture this: • Muppet War Boys tearing through the desert • Kermit as

From end to end the trestle tables groaned under the array of fresh breads, salads, cheeses, and tarts at the outer edges. Further in, there were platters of muffins, tarts, cakes, and pies, each with a different filling, most topped with whipped honey or meadowcream.

Gf- “My favorite nascar driver was Jeff Gordonhardt.”

Gf - “I still need that letter of David or whatever.” Me - “Affidavit?”

Gf - “If a bunch of cannibals just started biting me I’d just be gigglin’.”

What’s Gen Z Jeffrey Dahmers favorite hobby? Deadass