I choose to believe my children’s book is what influenced this (ty Tommy)

In an effort to celebrate the fly that landed on Mike Pence’s head during the 2020 Vice Presidential debate, 50% of sales will go to Planned Parenthood. So ~$2 per sale. My goal is to raise $100. #VPdebate etsy.com/listing/883392…

YALL WE ARE $4 FROM RAISING $100 TO DONATE TO PLANNED PARENTHOOD etsy.com/listing/883392…

So ready to say “he thill yo prethident” to someone

Hello I’m back from a brief hiatus to say that I have joined to 2020 unemployed club so if anyone needs a social media manager, hand drawn design, or virtual assistant HMU cuz Brian and i just bought a house lol 🤢

Just poppin' in to say being anxious and bent out of shape will not make you work faster, harder, or more efficiently. Take the time you need to be nice to yourself. Especially you, #smallbusinessowner

Thoughts only exist inside of your mind. Who you are is totally different than who you think you are, and chances are, you are an incredible human being that I want to hug. 💓

Being mean to yourself accomplishes nothing. You won't shame yourself into the dream version of yourself. Be nice!!! to my friend!!! (you are the friend)!!!! #mentalhealth

In case no one told you today, you are loved 🐸 #whitestreefrog

The world is better with you in it. 🌈 I truly mean that! You deserve to be here and you deserve to live a life that you enjoy, at least most of the time. #mentalhealth #anxiety #depression

A doodly reminder for you today 💛 Drink water! 💦 Get Sunshine! 🌞 You're basically a house plant with feelings! 🍃 I first saw this phrase on Tumblr sometime in 2009, but I continue to say it to myself daily. It's so simple, but so true! #mentalhealthmatters

27 sounds rly old for how i feel

Let’s have some fun, I’m going to give away $30,000 to 1 random person who retweets this tweet AND follows @Pulte and me!!! (So we can dm you the money if you win). Will show proof of paying winner ❤️

to cope with the new variant I’ve upped my reading goal from 20 books in 2022 to 40 :’)

I’m making my list of books to read in 2022 and reading reviews on Goodreads and

if kirby sucked me the only power they would get is ibs

she's a 10 but she gets overstimulated at the supermarket

Thanks Maisie Peters for spending 462 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to You Signed Up For This. #SpotifyWrapped open.spotify.com/artist/2RVvqRB…

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