ROBERT KEEN. He’s missing. Commonly seen wearing a blue beanie, flannel, and black coat. Last seen he was wet and wearing a jumpsuit. Possibly on fire. Here’s a non-official police sketch:

Reading through some of my old novels. Ah.

He does seem rather suspicious.

My account is being overrun with… innapropriate accounts .

does it mean anything that you stayed in town? probably not

he’ll never forgive you, and maybe now he’ll never leave you alone.

It’s been a year, almost…

What an… odd, noise.

The killer hotdog