I’ll serve crack before I serve this country

(while teacher is talking) it baffles the mind (no one hears) (louder, deeper) It's enough to baffle the mind

Fuck Dave Portnoy, fuck Robert Kraft, and fuck the Patriots.

[Commercial for a company that’s making Arab-detecting tech for the IDF] We are the problem solvers. The work-all-nighters. The no-days-off-ers. And yeah, occasionally? The last-slice-of-pizza-eaters 😝

Now that they've kidnapped the president of Venezuela, strangled Cuba's economy, and sent paramilitary forces into US cities to shoot and kidnap immigrants, they are doing the Beyonce thing for Latin America. Like clockwork.

Reflecting on how John Cale’s piano playing on Nick Drake’s “Northern Sky” is at once one of the most beautiful things I’ve ever heard, and also how it is like the thirtieth most important thing to occur over the course of his career in music. There truly is nobody else like him.

wife keeps giving me narcan when I am just regular sleeping. Stop it!

Friday. Milwaukee. Henry’s on Belleview. A+ walleye fish fry.

This is the only scene in the whole film that's set on earth that comes close to evoking some kind of emotion and it's kind of ruined by being a really shitty Harry Styles song lol

the other thing about these liberal parades is that they're invariably used to reinforce the "good protester" narratives and related copaganda like this:

70-80% of Gaza was flattened under Biden-Harris and every single person at the No Kings rallies today would vote for either of them and not blink an eye.

Israel is the first state which has a death penalty for one race but not another since Nazi Germany.

the lighting in temple of doom is so good

Unemployed friend: Dude we should open a Steely Dan themed bar. The drinks will all be named after different songs. We can call it “Black Cow” Me (dreamed of this exact scenario playing out leading to the bar burning down with him in it leaving me with the insurance money): Sure

David Spade should have been buried with Chris Farley like a pharaoh’s concubine

Putting a giant glossy Spider-Man 3 poster in my psychiatry office and telling patients "it's interesting you're focused on that" whenever they ask me about it

I’m taking a break from farming 2watch Indiana fever professional women’s basketball. I’m watching bc I am a follower of Caitlin Clark If u haven’t followed Caitlin Clark u should she is an all American sports hero from right here in Iowa Caitlin was a star at the Univ of Iowa