JAZZ ALBUM TITLES 50s: Smokin' Sounds 60s: It's Happening!!!!! 70s: A Sensuous Woman Receives Divine Light 80s: Adventures Beyond the Crystal 90s: U Iz What U R 2 B 00s: I Still Haven't Found America 10s: History Will Eat You Alive 20s: Meaning(s)

where do you see yourself 12 beers from now, what’s your 12 beer plan

Don’t care about this but honestly “the antichrist slowly realizing he is the antichrist” sounds like a great literary theme has anyone does this

He looks like those kids from Akira

always funny to remember that the only reason we have to deal with this guy’s shit is because he cofounded an online payment processor. to be a world historical villain u used to have to actually raise an army and raid villages or whatever, nothing has any dignity anymore

Sure, Israel might be putting Oxycodone in flour and gunning down Palestinians in aid queues, but the real problem is that Kneecap is playing at Glastonbury

Amazing. The BBC tried to block Kneecap from saying "Free Palestine" on TV and have gotten Bob Vylan saying "Death to the IDF" instead.

“Working remotely is so unproductive. Nothing can replace the in-person office culture for collaboration .” Office culture:

This is 100% accurate

POV you are an arena custodian cleaning up stage after a janet jackson concert

whats your bronouns? lately im partial to big dawg

We laughed at this, but now it’s just how everyone under 25 dresses

"would" is the best attractiveness meme because it's binary. you either would or you wouldn't. clarity is forced. "bro she's a 7 not an 8" what is this low-T dnd shit, would you or would you not?

We can easily solve the "lab grown diamonds defeat the purpose, they want the blood diamonds" point by enslaving and torturing the scientists. Which I kind of wanted to do anyways. Two birds one stone

I’m loving the new McDonalds Axis Powers menu