Going out the night before MINT festival was the worst idea I’ve ever had 🤮😑

Nout worse than buying a train ticket for no one to check it 😡 may aswell have put that tenner in a blender

Eden hazard is a joke 🙄

Eden hazard is different class 😳

Only thing I’ve learnt at uni so far is how to run off no sleep 🤦🏼‍♂️

Do love a good all inclusive holiday, I’m ordering things I don’t even like 😂😭

Fucking hate when the checkout bloke in Tesco scans your stuff proper rapid, just calm down specky I’ve not got a black belt in bag packing

Looking forward to spending some time in Scarborough for next two days 🤟🏼

Swear down that chinese people just carry a Selfridges bag round with them for fun 🤔

Need shooting these bouncers, horrible this 🤮

I’m just Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really REALLY looking forward to my fucking Christmas dinner.

Always nice to see United get battered for 90 😂🍻

You know you’ve completed Netflix when your an 19 year old lad sat on your own on a Saturday afternoon watching puss in boots 👍🏽

Unpopular opinion : Northerners are just funnier and better people than Southerners

📸 PICTURE OF THE WEEK 📸 This week’s picture shows Newby & Scalby Primary School’s girls football team receiving their new kit. Do you recognise anyone in this picture/

New additions for Scarborough Athletic FC Under-19s as Denny Ingram & Ryan Blott sign up Flynn McNaughton, Craig Thordarson & Fergus McAughtrie. thescarboroughnews.co.uk/news/big-signi…

Another successful trip to Bodens BK FF 💚⚪️ as sun sets over the Arctic Circle. Fantastic to see ex Stevenage FC Academy midfielder Zak settling into a 2nd season of Swedish football, now in Div 1 North, & ex Blackpool FC GK Craig Thordarson starting his adventure. League Football Education

Does anyone else love the smell of petrol ??? Weird behaviour

How the fuck did a generation raised on South Park and family guy become so offended by everything