The great thing about this time of year is I’m always busy. So I have an excuse to not go to my in laws house for mothers. But I’m really just sitting aboard my boat drinking beer

When you realize you gotta be feminine to get a man who is masculine 🧍🏼‍♀️

This is the craziest shit I've ever seen

Good lord I love the internet

Gn God bless

Women comedians be like “and then I got gang banged and now my pussy stinks hahahahah” “so big dicks ? Anyone ever had one? Ha! Me either !” “So men and foreplay. lol. Amirite?” “Get a LOAD of this guy huh?” And that’s it. That’s female comedy

Gm God is good

Crabs and marriage

wow ❤️

TELL THEM CRAIG FUCKING TELL THEMMMMM

I WILL BE BEACH BODY READY I WILL BE BEACH BODY READY I WILL BE BEACH BODY READY I WILL BE BEACH BODY READY I WILL BE BEACH BODY READY I WILL HIT MY GOAL WEIGHT I WILL HIT MY GOAL WEIGHT I WILL HIT MY GOAL WEIGHT #EDTWT #thinspo

Me coded

Can't handle the theoretical rape stay out of the gamer zone

As a poop expert yes it does and looks tasty

Gn God bless

Daddy is losing his hair kitten.

Gm God is good