Still waiting for Neil Richardson (Nez) to sign the paperwork, but looks like next year's dates will be July 11-13. Plenty of time to book your hotel rooms and pick your outfits for our big 10th birthday party.

There’s no greater honour than a neighbour asking you to do their bins while they’re on holiday. I will not let you down 🫡

Preach Brother! Preach!!!!

The The Curious Electric Company have treated us really well with sorting bits for this year's kids track.

(Does not contain real human. I know that will disappoint some folks…)

Think I’ve found the only windows that open in SHU’s Owen Building 🥵 #SteelCon

Andy Coates They live and walk among us! With their skellingtons, pacifically.

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Ticket to Leeds Festival 25 available for Saturday 23rd August: secure.ticketmaster.co.uk/rs/35006155E58…

With Benny Hill. x.com/themainewonk/s…

We have a spare day ticket to Leeds Festival for Saturday 23d August. It’s available through the official Ticketmaster channel: secure.ticketmaster.co.uk/rs/35006155E58…

GLENN: You look fabulous in that suit TRUMP: That's the one that attacked you last time ZELENSKYY: I remember that. You're in the same suit. I changed mine.

These scammers are fucking morons…I know I shouldn’t reply…but you can block straight after

We are living in the dumbest timeline in human history. 😳

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As a Norwegian i can confirm that this is what we see when we watch US media today 🤷

Legend has it gym memberships are particularly hard to cancel here because nobody knows how to exit

There’s still no kettle emoji. Absolutely outrageous. An appliance that keeps the whole of Britain going, despite it all, and Apple can’t even recognise it. I’m not angry, I’m just disappointed.