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Craig Jorczak

@craigjorczak

Watch out for that (symbolic) tree.

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calendar_today18-10-2010 23:15:24

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Tonight I feel the worst for all the future professional athletes and SNL cast members that won’t have the joy of being cancelled on draft night/when the Variety article drops. I’d die to be cancelled for tweets from when I was 15 but this hellsite didn’t exist then!

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Between 1989 and 1992, Brenda Fricker won an Oscar and then appeared in another Oscar nominated Jim Sheridan film before playing Pigeon Lady in Home Alone 2. This has been movie facts with Craig. #HomeAlone2 #moviefacts

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Rainbow formation into all female fly over is a great way to prove all those ultra right wing NFL fans didn’t actually stop watching because of kneeling. They’ll all tweet. They can’t help it. Like a moth to flame. #SuperBowl

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Has Elon tweeted something like “Because today is 420, I’ve randomly selected 69 legacy check marks get to stay” yet and then have 7000 32 year old white men replied “Epic”

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Excited for the whatever has replaced TikTok in 20 years featuring Pacino and De Niro’s kids doing the Heat diner scene/some viral dance craze.

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Or would you rather be a Pod? We’ve returned, finally bringing the thoughts on 1944 Best Picture noms you’ve been clamoring for. Finally, Wilson content! #oscars #academyawards #podcast podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the…

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Where homes are made of gingerbread and skies are always blue? Where pumpkins turn to coaches and wishes all come true? #Brooklyn

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The current Great Savior for the studios is Mission: Impossible- Dead Reckoning, Part 1 in which the villain is LITERALLY AI (not a spoiler, it’s presented in the first 10 minutes). AMPTP- I’m begging you to watch your own “content.” #SAGAFTRAstrong #WGAStrong

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I think I speak for all SAG/AFTRA actors when I say it’s relief to know I’ll once again not be able to get work for not being hot enough, either physically or in terms of social media engagement, instead of just being on strike.

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SAG/AFTRA should have held out until WB admitted Dune 2 was pushed because Post Production wasn’t done and not because Zendaya couldn’t go on Fallon. #SagAftraStrike #Dune2