Niagra Brawls #FightGeographicalPlaces

#ItWouldBeCoolIfSomebody_Could Fix the Thermostat.

#ItWouldBeCoolIfSomebody_ Could raise my kids and give them back when they're rich.

The Dandelion King #SprinkleSpringInASongOrMovie

Daylight Saving Private Ryan #SprinkleSpringInASongOrMovie

A Corpse in a closed casket. #ThePerfectRoleForMe

Hannibal Lecter's Vegan Brother. #ThePerfectRoleForMe

#WhenIBecameAnAdult things got a bit awkward in the ball pit.

Shellboy #PutEggsInSongsAndMovies

Laid in Manhattan #PutEggsInSongsAndMovies

Hatch Me if You Can #PutEggsInSongsAndMovies

#MyBackupPlanIs So smart, I can't figure it out.

Yosemite Salmon #DishACartoonCharacter

It's Hot in here,Could you turn down lestat? #StupidQuestionsForVampires

Lazy Eye of The Tiger #AddAWordRuinASong

Hai Karate #RuinAnOlympicSportWithOneWord

#AutumnMakesMeFeelLike Taking the leaf blower I bought 10 years ago out of it's box.

#AutumnMakesMeFeelLike there's another Halloween reboot on the way.

#WhenSeptemberArrives there's no point in taking down my Christmas Tree.

Kelly Osbourne could give Freddy Krueger Nightmares. #BRITAwards