All of our institutions have been broken. The browns beat the Steelers at home in the playoffs. So long for good 20th century.

The Arrest Is Yet To Come!

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If it’s 1985, and it’s Christmas, and I want a Nautilus machine. #ifiwas40in1985

I don’t care what your name is. If you live in the Midwest you have jag off weather. End of fucking season.

Someone give Eric stoltz a rebirth. Back to The Tomorrow or something. Seriously, Stoltz deserves more love.

Josh Hawley Ladies and Gentlemen, Josh Hawley advertising his book about being censored by Big Tech - using an iPhone - on Twitter - with a link to Amazon Nope, there is no irony here...

100 years ago, there were men paying a nickel to watch a woman for 10 seconds. Tiktok is just the Nickelodeon come full circle. The price is just way more than a nickel now.

When my Uber driver doesn’t talk AND doesn’t play music, it makes it feel like I’m being driven to my own funeral.

Norm Macdonald and Bob Saget are both dead, but we are still blessed with Artie Lang. #dirtywork

Sidney Crosby scored his 500th goal of his career against the Flyers. If there is a way the Pens to beat the Capitals in the Stanley Cup Finals… that’s the one and only pettier thing I can think of.

1 Q = 3 K’s. #sethmyers #jimmykimmel

I’ll think and pray for your thoughts and prayers. That’s what will make the difference. I’ll also shoot you in the face. See which one you notice first.

Louie CK should never kickoff for the Cleveland Browns.

I will never watch a new show on any streaming service, as long as there are live shows from Ministry circa 1989 on YouTube. #ministry#lollapalooza

What’s his pass rush win-rate though? #Steelers

Dude just dropped the best halftime show ever. #BadBunny #SuperBowl #KidRock