me, my coworker, and my manager using simple math to try and figure out the amount of change that I need to give a customer cause I pressed the wrong button on the register x.com/versaceblossom…

You bitches mean asf & rude asf but wanna be nurses???? No way lol

I’m going to tell my kids Titanic sank because Jack and Rose had sex before marriage 🤒

every time i get my nails done my boyfriend gets me flowers to match the color of my nails. A FUCKING MAN 🗣🗣

jaime💛✨🫶 Ewa (mostly on bsky now) PSA

Congratulations to my brother, Dr. Jay Paul Coleman, for passing the bar exam. He is officially a lawyer 🥳 hard works pays off and God worked in your favor !! I am so proud of you bro 🙏🏾

$100 to any guy that will just shut the fuck up

“losing/taking virginity” - turns sex into an object - places pressure on the decision - you don’t actually lose or take anything ? “sexual debut” - exciting - all focus is on u - suggests a musical number is involved

I’ve not heard a single lgbt+ person say they want a ‘gender neutral gingerbread person’ no one actually cares what the gender of a biscuit is, stop trying to constantly make the lgbt+ community look bad

y'all are always like "listen to that voice in your head"... bro that mf wants me to kill myself

Things to normalise in 2020: - Same sex parents - Guys showing emotion - They/them pronouns - Feminine boys, masculine girls - People Wearing whatever they want regardless of gender - Different body types - Gender neutrality - Women in positions of power