Dear Darius, I will miss seeing you on my TikTok feed, thank you for bringing smiles to my face. You are a bundle of joy. You are more than welcome to stim in my closet. 🫶🏻Jimmy

Hard reset. Running with the Brunson tonight.

Close enough.

#ThatsPanicMan

This will be interesting. Will update yall after a month if I’m still around. #runningthebarbour

There’s nothing I hate more than that stupid fucking school auburn

The eagle has landed.

Just watched tangled. Prefer blonde. Got me thinking, yall think the curtains went brown too?

Fuck accounting

If your local golf course uses cup liners or dyes their greens send me the superintendent’s address. Shipping out pipe bombs later this afternoon. Thanks.

In statesboro. Want to leave statesboro.

No no no no no! Thank you chief.

Just watched a guy wipeout on a scooter. Hahaha loser!🫵

Nothing lights up a crowd like Toby Keith.

Speechless. All I’ll say.

Craig is in Spain.