Darren Marble Andrew Yang🧢⬆️🇺🇸 Bros doing tricks on it

Bro lmfao

COMPILING A THREAD OF FISHY FACTORS IN THE 2024 PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION 🧵 PLEASE, IF YOU HAVE ANY OTHER THINGS I MISSED, DO COMMENT THEM:

Me watching Trump remove the Latinos from my apartment building:

Protect Kamala Harris ✊ Damn. Just like that they aren’t questioning the numbers. WTF

You are loved. There is still light to be found, I promise y'all.

Full episode: youtube.com/watch?v=OeOvKr…

The Shallow State Dazzling Urbanite My ballot, and my hubs has still not been counted in CA. That has never happened before

Dear President Biden, Flex that immunity the Supreme Court gave you😉

update: they did not count my vote lol

You gotta admit, it’s a pretty funny name. #exaltedruler #standup #crowdwork

Melania bought Trump an election gift... A Lincoln Continental Convertible!

Fuck all the way off Bill

My new sci-fi novel THE TIME TUMMLERS won't improve our current situation at all. It might possibly entertain you and make you laugh. I hope so. It's what I have to offer to the world right now. Available in paperback and ebook at dumb-industries.com.

Hes going to deport you. Even though he's the illegal immigrant.

Way to democracy in the most important election of our lives

While I'm discouraged that my fellow citizens elected a criminal as their president, I'm proud that I downplayed his criminality enough to maintain my status as a neutral reporter.

"Can you tell me which way to the polls? I need to vote to slash my Social Security benefits."

SCOTUS is fucked for 50 years unless Biden miraculously grows a set of balls.