Parker Parra (@crabparra) 's Twitter Profile
Parker Parra

@crabparra

Higher dimension entity (They/Them)
Current Pitcher for the Baltimore Crabs
Record-Setting pitcher for the Boston Flowers
Pfp: @WoudiM

ID: 1291517518184689664

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FUN FAN FACT Asexual individuals (myself included) • dress sexy • find others attractive • consume "adult media" • have kinks • have a sex life • have toys • do sex work • talk about sex • make dirty jokes • be curious about sex • experiment • date • reproduce

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have been assigned a business phone for games STOP it gets company emails STOP i will continue to avoid my tasks STOP but i am afraid i will not be able to for much longer STOP if things get weird STOP i am sorry STOP but i have this machine STOP i will not be silenced FULL STOP

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TELEGRAM FOR ONE: HELLMOUTH SUNBEAMS congrats on the win y'all STOP so happy for you STOP keep shining STOP sorry again about sun one FULL STOP

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TELEGRAM FOR [ADDRESS NOT FOUND] wait he is gone STOP he was not my friend STOP but that did not stop me from trying to be his STOP riv parker macmillan iii STOP from one parker to another STOP i actually hoped it would it would turn out well for you FULL STOP

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Finally free of those cramped vents, time to stretch my legs and catch up on life. Time to find a nice place with a good solid shelf I can put this old telegram machine on. Might just use it to keep writing letters, but good that it's not my only option.

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The solstice traditions may be done during cold outer months, but they are made to make us feel warm. Enjoy your time my friends. Ring some small bells, sing a song, call someone close to you.

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*Yawn* ... Hey y'all, what I miss? I'm digging what they've done with the Crabitat... So uhhh... Sutton, I'm gonna see if I can't find you hanging about, I need to catch up on what in the name of Hades is going on?

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So I make a forced, unplanned, and uncontrolled snack run, and somehow that's worrying? I got a tube of soggy pretzels to share, so net positive.

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[[OOC: Also, back into the swing of things, it's Sunday, so it's time to help out with blaseball cares charities!~ blaseballcares0321.carrd.co ]]