FUN FAN FACT Asexual individuals (myself included) • dress sexy • find others attractive • consume "adult media" • have kinks • have a sex life • have toys • do sex work • talk about sex • make dirty jokes • be curious about sex • experiment • date • reproduce

have been assigned a business phone for games STOP it gets company emails STOP i will continue to avoid my tasks STOP but i am afraid i will not be able to for much longer STOP if things get weird STOP i am sorry STOP but i have this machine STOP i will not be silenced FULL STOP

TELEGRAM FOR ONE: HELLMOUTH SUNBEAMS congrats on the win y'all STOP so happy for you STOP keep shining STOP sorry again about sun one FULL STOP

TELEGRAM FOR [ADDRESS NOT FOUND] wait he is gone STOP he was not my friend STOP but that did not stop me from trying to be his STOP riv parker macmillan iii STOP from one parker to another STOP i actually hoped it would it would turn out well for you FULL STOP

Finally free of those cramped vents, time to stretch my legs and catch up on life. Time to find a nice place with a good solid shelf I can put this old telegram machine on. Might just use it to keep writing letters, but good that it's not my only option.

pre- and post-ascension clab outfits ft. parker parra🦀🦀 #blaseball The Baltimore Crabs 🦀👁️

The solstice traditions may be done during cold outer months, but they are made to make us feel warm. Enjoy your time my friends. Ring some small bells, sing a song, call someone close to you.

Daily bunny no.1269 is a folding fiend (A Patreon reward for Ella!)

*Yawn* ... Hey y'all, what I miss? I'm digging what they've done with the Crabitat... So uhhh... Sutton, I'm gonna see if I can't find you hanging about, I need to catch up on what in the name of Hades is going on?

So I make a forced, unplanned, and uncontrolled snack run, and somehow that's worrying? I got a tube of soggy pretzels to share, so net positive.

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[[OOC: Also, back into the swing of things, it's Sunday, so it's time to help out with blaseball cares charities!~ blaseballcares0321.carrd.co ]]

"Salmon have been known to swim up stream" BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER ALTERNATE Parker, why does it sound like you wrote this summary yourself?

Little late in the week, but here’s the full 🌹The NEW Boston Flowers🌹 lineup in Season 15 of #blaseball

Thanks to SIBR's tireless cataloging efforts, I now have a new title to show off in my bio.

Well, had a nice time in Boston. See y'all later and thanks for the flower crown making lessons.