first date idea u feed me dry cereal from the palm of ur hand and pet me

We’ve lost the art of just being like “hey man that was kinda uncool.” Everything has to be the biggest deal ever and people have to be groveling begging for forgiveness and apologizing profusely for every little thing. Sometimes a “yeah that was uncool my fault guys” is enough

my landlord keeps doing walk through of the house with people interested in moving in, which whatever we now have an open room but why the heck do i have to be home for it????? like i work full time and theres no reason for them to go in my room so why do i need to be there

my sister going from refusing to acknowledge gender queer identities to making sure she has multiple non-binary people on her tomadachi island and loving mac from date everything is amazing we love progress !!!!

you’re on Very thick ice with me . i love you

i waaaannnttt taco bell

i want pho but i already treated myself to taco bell today ☹️☹️☹️

i should probably draw something if i’m gonna keep calling myself an artist

running out of laoganma NOOOO

save me asian food market,,,, asian food market please,,,,

people assuming i’m a guy is so awkward whenever i talk about being trans cause they think im just a dude who uses he/they pronouns,,,, they have no idea how hard i fought for this body

i gave my roommate three days to get his towels out of the dryer,,, THEYRE STILL IN THERE !! WHO KNOWS HOW LONG THEYVE BEEN IN THERE BEFORE I NEEDED TO DO MY LAUNDRY LIKE DUDE JUST GET YOUR TOWELS OHT OF THE DRYER UUUGHHHHH (i finally put them on top of the dryer today)

got food and fully expected my roommate to be gone when i got home (so i could eat on the patio) and for some reason he’s still here?? like how dare you be in your own home ??

biggest compliment i ever received was when i said i was pretty anti-government and someone said “yeah i could tell”

coworker i thought i was vibing with apparently uses chatgpt regularly,,, do i just kill her now what do i do

hiiii