Idk why Bugsie has a neck pillow on, but look how cute they are 😂🥹

Bro rigged his uncle’s Tesla so it farts every time he uses the turn signal.

NewYorkistan

If you see this on your timeline say hello to me ❤️

He did what??! 😂

What time do morning prayers start? Did we miss it? Can anyone in NYC give us the updated prayer schedule?

Well that’s disappointing news

Can’t understand the logic behind “we escaped XYZ hell on earth,” so let’s vote in the same policies that created that hell on Earth. Is it just pure low IQ?

If you appreciate Telly Savalas, this will be the highlight of your day. If you don’t, there’s still a 75% chance this will be the highlight of your day.

Unearthed a VHS dating tape. Not sure if I will encode this for AI. Meet Tina #487, she is still available.

I think men would enjoy this pile of neatly stacked wood

The last thing the home intruder sees before trying to steal my air fryer.

instagram.com/reel/DQrI5pDEs… SweetDee

Timeline cleanse.

Chit Monday 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻

WHO DID THIS

As soon as you understand that the government is just the DMV at large scale, it makes perfect sense

Miss World Chile semi-finalist Ignacia Fernández shocked judges by performing a song with her death metal band, Decessus.