Heard a PTI supporter masquerading as a radio jockey today going on abt how 'great' it was for Immy bhai to actually go into Waziristan...>>

...when 'no other leader dares do that'. And that was 24 hours after it became clear IK never put a foot in either of the Waziristans.

The radio jockey followed it up by mocking the name 'Tank' calling it 'a very aggressive name'. Jeez. Felt like I was back in 3rd grade.

Best dressing down of the PTI farce was by Saleem Safi during Sana Bucha's show. 'First mily checkpost and they turn back.'

Cafe Pyala actually as Iftikhar Firdous pointed put Fazl , qazi and asfandyar have addressed rallies in FATA .

Even better was Safi when Sardar Assef tried to defend PTI's chickening out by claiming PTI did not want to clash with the army because...>>

...the army is Pakistan's army. Safi: 'So, were the police and local administration (which PTI did not listen to) imported from India?'

As Safi also pointed out Aftab Sherpao has had rallies in FATA as well despite three suicide attacks against him. #NotSoPioneerImmyBhai

Meanw Immy bhai's response to Fazlu calling him an agent of Christians and Jews? 'Fazlu is the real agent.' Wah bhai wah. #Level

Hope that bit in particular was translated for Immy bhai's foreign activist friends too.

'Rehman Malik has offered a $1 million bounty for Ehsanullah Eshan, the central spokesman for the Pakistani Taliban' bit.ly/QlPs72

That's one way of putting it:With this year's award to the EU, Nobel peace prize looks more like an insurance policy toi.in/X-lBVY

What's all this bounty business? Wish Rehman Malik would just admit that he'd rather see TTP spokesman Ehsanullah Ehsan droned.

Taliban think the media is biased against them. Aw, boo hoo hoo, poor fucks. thedailybeast.com/articles/2012/… … via Asad Munir

So anyway, TTP now want to target secular Pakistanis, "Shia TV channels" & female journos to show how biased media is.

Asked why this bile against media, alleged TTP Waziristan commander says "It's jihad, yaar." Accord to Daily Beast, his name is Jihad Yar.

"Sana bhains cloth"... What is it?! Cloth made from buffalo called Sana? Am dying to know.

I can relate. Had my BB reboot 3 times today, each time taking 3+ min to do so: 'Blackberry becomes source of shame' nyti.ms/T8jK3r

"To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost."—Flaubert