I think this is ironic coming from a place where you can’t even have gas powered lawnmowers

Her: “WYD tn?” Me”I would love to”

Can we please start letting everyone use gas powered lawnmowers in California again?? It’s directly affecting my Florida winter with these low temps

What’s up with Mexican music always having chicks moan in the chorus? This is what is supposed to turn me on??

Freaking out over piss tests is old news. You ever profusely sweat over an excel exam in front of co-workers?

I turn the Ritz into a poor house, It's like eviction number four now

Said I'm reppin' for that low life

Wake up, take a sip of Ace of Spade like it's water

Turn a five-star hotel to a trap house

I can't feel my face, I'm on Adderall, nauseous

Tights and spandex is such a sick 2026 move Rob Gucci

God is in Edmonton tonight. McJesus showed up to put the Predators away in the Diddy Bowl

When did Beats headphones get so quiet? I thought a black guy made these things

Dear Auto Correct, I have never said the word “Regarded” in my life

If cigarettes are bad for you? Why do they make me feel cooler?

🔒Lock of the day: Hernandez Anytime TD

Who the actual fuck are we playin Rammer?

Mexicans need to stop dressing like Pauly D

Light beer but hard cigs.