Paul Goldschmidt lead off HR on the first pitch of the game. I AM NOT SAFE FROM MYSELF

Dog 2 5.9.26 kraut for the fun

Polish loses again by a mile. What’s the point even. Will the Brewers even reimburse me for taking my own life?

I’m sorry but I think it’s hilarious that AARON JUDGE has to come to Milwaukee and get struck out by our boy Jacob. Lmao.

Yankees suck

it’s simple. you call it twitter when you are speaking neutrally and you call it x the everything app when you’re deriding the platform

Shout out to the fellas! Trace Browning Beer Enjoyer NATTY🤤DADDY (Blue Check)

A MOTHER'S DAY WALK-OFF BLAST BY BRICE TURANG

America’s Second Baseman

I really don’t understand why people are obsessing over trump not giving people the phones they paid for. Not even close to his largest grift and far less illegal than everything he’s done as president.

If I have an assigned seat I’m trying to be one of the last people onto the plane every time.

tickets to see a bad baseball team play are like the only reasonably priced thing left in all of america

Congratulations to our MLV Champions Mimi Colyer and Carter Booth!!

I WILL DIE FOR HIM GO NATS

Please god I’ve seen how you’ve blessed others with locking in and I need you to bless me enough to be this locked in

Real fucking football talk here. Except give this to me on every down. Up the gut. Fuck the cornhuskers

Duh

Well, they’re not SUPPOSED TO do that except in cases where it becomes clear that they’re very wrong. Unfortunately, we are seeing a lot of things happen that couldn’t be explicitly forbidden by the constitution because we are watching people govern in bad faith at the moment.

This but it’s Wisconsin football and Luke Fickell gets fired if he calls a pass play on first down, second down, or third and 4 or shorter.

Fun fact: your brain hates sugar. You should never ever eat sugar under any circumstances whatsoever.