LMAO I yoink d my friends phone

Do you remember when you joined X? I don't! #MyXAnniversary (Twitter/X forced me to post this send help)

German space magic... If you know, you know.

Why is my life so miserable?

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made) I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

I'm actually in desperate need for money or I'm gonna freeze so yolo

Thoughts? ⤵️⤵️

This is needed in all schools, kids need to learn how to operate firearms safely.

Same here buddy

unplugged.com I don't normally post stuff like this but if you want to protect your private, buy this.

I feel confused.. am I hated or am I loved?