@DancesWithCrops Yeah, alright. Jesus, chill out. *Rolls his eyes, following the man*

@DancesWithCrops I'm not a dog. *Makes a point of walking shoulder-to-shoulder with him*

@DancesWithCrops You've just met the exception to that rule.

@DancesWithCrops Not into the whole... leather and pissing thing.

@DancesWithCrops I hate the smell. *Pulls a face* Makes me nauseous.

@DancesWithCrops Why'd you need to remember it? *Raises his eyebrows* I can cope with a leather jacket, but that's about it.

@DancesWithCrops *Pulls a face* Gross.

@DancesWithCrops Well, don't try any of that stuff near me. It'll make me feel sick.

Err, anyone want, like, a beer or anything? Trying out the whole 'meeting new people' thing...

Fuck Father's Day. I need to drink.

And breathe...

Sponsorship is pretty cool

I miss carbs...

Late to the #SeductiveSunday party

#NewProfilePic

Turns out it’s winter. When did that happen?