You thought the grass was greener on the other side now yo feet muddy

Me after remembering my ex was a hoe

my homie saving me from the hoe I was tryna wife

We don’t call women like this LOSERS enough.

This the best nba playoffs in a while

The NBA playoffs so far:

Kevin Durant If Golden State Warriors never existed

“Tough West” first round OKC sweep Spurs gentlemens sweep Jokic and Murray humiliation ritual Lakers somehow going to 6 against no KD Houston “Trash East” first round Knicks in tough 6 Philly-Boston game 7 Cavs-Raptors game 7 Pistons-Magic game 7

Eventually history repeats itself

Mac never winning a playoff series is a lie it gotta b lol

Everything happen for a reason tho right

I got a Glock with a real dick

Don't call my phone about some city shit I'm out of town

A couple bands is not enough I need me a 30 tuck !!!

💯💯

I can honestly say i don’t know shit about women. Soon as you think you know some shit, they hit you with some new shit you ain’t never seen before.

Shit