Cᴏxᴠɪʟʟᴇ ᴄᴏᴄᴋs’ sᴛᴀʀ ғᴏᴏᴛʙᴀʟʟ ᴘʟᴀʏᴇʀ. — ᴅᴇsᴄʀɪᴘᴛɪᴠᴇ. — ᴍᴀᴛᴜʀᴇ/ɪɴᴛᴇʀʀᴀᴄɪᴀʟ ᴛʜᴇᴍᴇs. — ʟᴇᴡᴅ ᴀs ғᴜᴄᴋ. — ʟᴏᴠᴇs ᴏʟᴅᴇʀ ᴡᴏᴍᴇɴ. — ʀᴛ?

❝ 𝓦𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝓭𝓸 𝔂’𝓪𝓵𝓵 𝓭𝓸 𝓯𝓸𝓻 𝓯𝓾𝓷 𝓪𝓻𝓸𝓾𝓷𝓭 𝓱𝓮𝓻𝓮?~ ❞ 💄#ＬｅｗｄＲＰ💄 🎀#𝕭𝖑𝖆𝖈𝖐𝖊𝖉🎀 ♠️#𝕭𝕭𝕮♠️ 👄#ＮｏＬｉｍｉｔｓ👄 ♻️ 𝑅𝒯♻️

“I would NEVER do that! What kind of woman do you think I am?!” *2 minutes later.*

*Looking for BBC RP! DM if interested!*

“Is this how you take a selfie?”

“It was so nice seeing where my daughter and granddaughter work~”

“I borrowed some clothes from my granddaughter’s closet~ What do you boys think?~”

“My husband just bought me this dress~ Wanna get it off of me?~”

“Ooooghawd~ Hohh my goodness~ It’s so big inside~”

“They’re just so superior to you in every way~”

“Sorry, honey~ Guess Grandma’s too big for your pants~ Hope I don’t rip them~”

♠️ *Never going back* ♠️

𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐏 𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐏 𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐏. 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐃𝐒 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐁𝐎𝐘𝐅𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐒 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐇𝐔𝐒𝐁𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐒 𝐂𝐀𝐍’𝐓 𝐌𝐀𝐊𝐄 𝐁𝐔𝐓 𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐀𝐍.