Watching someone on the train reading the last few pages of My Brilliant Friend and damn if I'm not excited for them to get to the end.

This literally just made me do a spit take.

Every partnership is just one person with their shit together giving the other a to do list.

What they don't tell you about in poetry school is that you are allowed to write as many as you want.

I'm only doing this for attention.

I would like to formally apologize for my actions I was feeling myself and that is not ok.

I was in the room when he slammed that rook and thought "this is why he's the best."

Being a guy in your thirties is just asking your other guy friends to play the game you like while they say the same and niether of you gives in.

My goat fr

My 2026 chess score is currently three wins, one draw, no losses.

I'm a Steel Horse and this is going to be my year.

Dude on the train is on page 44 of Tomorrow and Tomorrow and Tomorrow, and has already used ai googled if the author is problematic.

And I've always said this.

We must put all these fucking ice agents on Nuremberg level trials man.

Cancel your World Cup tickets, cancel your travel plans to the US. Embargo the fuck out of us. Sanction our athletes, our businesses. Do whatever you gotta do, world.

In Italy, they hung them upside down in the town square for all to see.

When Slavoj Zizek canceled his visit to NYC, I was bummed I couldn't see him but obviously no one in good conscious can come to the US during the decline into fascism.

this is coming out on my birthday 🥰💖✨️