am i the only one who’s embarrassed to open something right after i buy it. it gives desperate and needy and that’s not me..

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the only two real jobs are puppeteer (breathing life into the inanimate to entertain) and storm chaser (desperately pursuing the sublime). maybe healer as well but it's marginal

i struggle to respect shy people i’m sorry but i do

i should be able to exchange my PTO days for days where i do come to work but i do a pretty bad job

i love TEXTING i’m tired of PRETENDING

Crossed the street to give the 3 tween girls their space as they took up the entire sidewalk to jump around in a prayer circle repeating “our moms WILL say yes to a sleepover TONIGHT!” ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

"happy ending" a homage to thai culture from noctis magazine photographed by melanie lehmann & styled by in woo 🎍

i used to punish myself at the movies by not eating the popcorn until after the trailers, and the movie started- but i'm realizing now that christ died for me

well it happened, people. i encountered a situation that reddit can’t help me with. the boys i’ve gone to in every trying moment, trusted at times more than my own loved ones — completely stumped.

VMAs = celebrity halloween i say let them have it

so fun how this app is like how dare you fast forward a video… you mortal fool…

in twitches when they defeat the darkness by holding hands and thinking about love >>>>>>>>>>>>

the beach is amazing in september when you don’t have a bitch in your ear telling you happy pumpkin season

i feel really guilty for saying bitch in my last tweet

when people are like “i just want to talk about iDEaS” uh huh… carry on love imma keep on gossiping

when will we get a christ emoji that is an omnipotent warmth

city slickers don’t know about walking around walmart