ah. [ he wore a grin, charmed by these small town customs. ] and they don't like hatchetfield either, i guess?

i see. [ he pondered for a moment. ] so, this town and that. you folks just decided one day to hate each other? 's there any history behind it?

[ he hummed in thought. ] that is very interestin', though. [ the forefront of his mind was still focused on the book sitting heavy in his messenger bag. he turned once again to ted. ] does this town have, like, a library? maybe a dark side of the city or somethin' like that?

[ he watched ted take another sip of his drink. truthfully, he needed to know. he didn't want this artifact getting in the wrong hands. it seemed innocent, but he hadn't been stupid enough to read any of the entries, and definitely not out loud. ] [ he shrugged. ] i got time.

y'all this was my view all day today at work

// reposting cause it's relevant again

🟪 ⬛️ 🟪 ⬛️ 🟪 🟦 ❝you know ... ⬛️ 🟪 i can think of someone else 🟦 🟦 who went on a pretty 🟪 ⬛️ 🟪 bizarre adventure ... ❞

just know i could kick that cowboy's ass in a rizz off

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balloons on my profile :)

correct.

// how many of y'all watch smosh

yeah don't leave humans in cryo pods, learned that lesson the hard way