This one is going to do numbers

I’m going to shove you in a locker

Beggin’ Akiko to stop laying flat on the floor in public and promptin’ her sister to scream at the top of her lungs.

Excuse you. It took more than two years because I was very firm on not havin’ two under two.

Also y’all got commitment issues.

Sometimes you do things that defy the laws of nature to get good chicken n’ dumplings.

Y’all’re sluttin’ it up on this god fear in’ Tuesday.

I wanted to take him home and rough him up and get my hands inside him, drive my body into his like a crash test car.

Everyone, what is your private adult time genre. I’m dyin’ to know.

So you’re homophobic?

I hope my load is an expensive as a champion racehorses.

You’re talkin’ real smart for someone in Peacekeeper range.

Where’s Echo. I miss her. Only one who don’t sass me.

The solution to this is to practice self care.

// sneak peek at chapter two of my fic

What that cow doing.

Hanzo would be/is a great in-law, because he would never talk to you or expect anything of you but always be a great gossip at the mandatory family parties.

Every single time we have some sort of gatherin' or honkey tonk Hanzo jus' sits on the edge, drinkin' wine, makin' bitchy little comments under his breath. I love him so much.

I've always liked people who were a little mean to me.