Sat down on a warm toilet seat at the office.

I miss when AI stood for Allen Iverson.

Being a lawyer is mostly explaining things that were already explained.

This the shit I be talking about

83 points of absolute dog shit. Bam doesn’t belong on the same list as Kobe and Wilt. Wizards are an absolute embarrassment for letting that happen.

“The Patriots are improving”

Holy shit. Paradise on another level. Top tier show.

Lawyers on email vs lawyers in person

If you didn’t burn a CD and label it with Sharpie, I don’t trust your nostalgia.

So Pokémon Go was a huge PSYOP… honestly not surprised

Reading Dune. Frank Herbert was cooking.

When I say something while watching UFC and 5 seconds later Joe Rogan says the exact same thing

Pochettino after he told USMNT 🇺🇸 players and fans that we can make it to the World Cup semifinals.

☎️ Come get me.

Me at Costco.

Dropping down a bunt with 2 outs!!!? Are you kidding me Red Sox

When a client emails me at 9:45am but I leave soon at 5pm

In this house Mike Vrabel is a hero. He brought the Patriots back and nothing else matters

Restaurant owner: “the food is awful” Chef: “you won’t pay for good ingredients” Restaurant owner: “why do the customers hate the food?” Chef: “because you used to pay for good ingredients” Restaurant owner: “you’re fired” ⚾️⚾️ Ladies and gentlemen… The 2026 Boston Red Sox