Other Vicky!!!!!!

W - Wait no! I meant like! You’re the second Vicky! NO WAIT I DIDNT MEAN THERES A FIRST. I JUST MEANT THERES TWO VICKYS. AND I DIDNT WANT THE OTHER VICKY TO THINK I WAS TALKING TO HER AND AND— God this multiverse shit is messing with my brain…

( he’s a unresponsive puddle on the floor. )

. . . . . . . . . . . . boo. [ he suddenly poked out from the puddle with his hands out in a very basic “boo” gesture. ]

( studio audience laughter )

hehehehehehehe. I mean, you kinda deserved it. [ He quickly elevated from the puddle and pop! There’s his clothes. ] You did genuinely give me a spook.

— // I prommy to do replies soon,,,,

Vera Oberlin.

Me going into public

Oh shit???? He’s going hard on that bitch

Hot damn. Man I wish I had a family to pass down sick skateboarding skills.

And I’m still looking as fine as ever.

Can I even reproduce??? …. What the hell would even happen if someone were to get my genes….