Me trying to wake up this morning, after yesterday’s non stop day.

Going from Disneyland to Hollywood’s HHN is giving me body dimension whiplash. Disneylands queues expect you to turn to your side and squeeze through them, and on the opposite side of the spectrum you could drift a car through these HHN houses and never touch the walls.

I was the first to say it today and I wanted to be the last. Sarah, Im so happy I get to celebrate another year of you. Every trip around the sun you brighten up so many lives. You are remarkable. Happy Birthday And I love you (not so) random citizen.

Hey, and that photo attendant really said it with their chest.

what the dog doin

Joey was so excited to knock on peoples doors.

Does anyone want to go to olive garden with Tyler?

Now you see me? You mean Magician Impossible?

I’m taking an everything shower for this.

defuctland videos should be logable on letterboxd

“What’s on your mind?” Me: “The quick service Cheesecake Factory vaguely themed to Alice in Wonderland that was at DisneyQuest.”

Fellas, Break her bed not her heart.

Saw Wake Up Dead Man the way Rian Johnson intended, with Grinch socks on.

“ I feel the beat through my puss” - Tyler

Two time back-to-back Hello Kitty Monopoly champion.

＼速報／ ✨”ポケモン新体験" 誕生へ✨ 世界展開プロジェクトが始動！ 五感を刺激する超リアル体験を基盤に、ポケモンの世界をかつてないほどインタラクティブで豊かな方法で実現します。 📍ユニバーサル・スタジオ・ジャパンで世界初公開に向け準備中。 …進化する！

Sarah and I broke up for the day to make Tyler happy on his birthday.

Chopped off 5 inches of my hair. Good luck world.

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