Hello.

Are you going to hold that against me forever? Business called. x.com/boneyardcrow/s…

Don’t you dare. Men contribute to most of the aggressive driving population. x.com/boneyardcrow/s…

Because we live in a sexist world ruled by men with an insufficient amount of intelligence. x.com/boneyardcrow/s…

You’re never taking me to dinner, Jax.

Remind me again why I’m putting up with you.

Of course it is. x.com/boneyardcrow/s…

You’re stingy. x.com/boneyardcrow/s…

You don’t tell a woman to calm down. Hasn’t anyone taught you that? x.com/boneyardcrow/s…

I’m sure you’ve learned enough. x.com/boneyardcrow/s…

Are you always this charming? Because if you are I’ll be in my eighties before you get into my pants. x.com/boneyardcrow/s…

I’m refusing to comment on this. x.com/boneyardcrow/s…

I’m avoiding you. Plus I need to talk to the ‘insurance company.’ x.com/boneyardcrow/s…

Guaranteed. x.com/boneyardcrow/s…

Sh. Don’t even get me riled up. x.com/boneyardcrow/s…

In between your sheets? x.com/boneyardcrow/s…

You’re bad. x.com/boneyardcrow/s…