🔥 I married him . I get to kiss those abs. #NotBragging x.com/andrastini/sta…

Alistair can’t come to his tweeting device, he’s currently tied to the bedposts.

It’s time for me to go too. I’m going to have some fun with 🧀 King Alistair Theirin of Ferelden 🧀 . 🔥

Alistair’s mage alter ego is really something 😍.... oops! 🤭 I love you 🧀 King Alistair Theirin of Ferelden 🧀 !

That’s accurate x.com/kingof_ferelde…

Our private lives, ventilated once more *reads avidly* king Alistair, you’re needed in our quarters. x.com/kingof_ferelde…

🙊 x.com/kingof_ferelde…

And guess who got a griffon 💪🏻 x.com/kingof_ferelde…

You guys have clearly never tried his cooking ☠️ x.com/kingof_ferelde…

Yum x.com/kingof_ferelde…

Time to sketch her some more?

My husband has been crying for a solid hour. Who reminded him of Dolly? Who do I need to punish?

#same x.com/kingof_ferelde…

We’re genetically blessed with a healthy appetite and no weight gain #YoureJustJealous x.com/kingof_ferelde…

*is completely lost with this strange conversation* *turns her tweeting device off for a couple of hours* maker, someone’s been smoking royal elfroot x.com/silmarilandras…

I’ve never seen 🧀 King Alistair Theirin of Ferelden 🧀 work this much. Is this a sign of the approach of the end of the world as we know it?