"Just a bad mood. Family stuff is always fun." He sighed before taking a long sip, of the tea. x.com/wontgoyourway/…

''John Lewis.'' He said shaking his hand before letting go. ''Nice to meet you.'' x.com/WontGoYourWay/…

Me: New stuff has happened? Me: No. *A day later* Him: I'm getting married and my fiancée is pregnant. Me:

Of course he's talking about Ethan. x.com/CousinLewis/st…

''I call for a kidnapping of someone.''

''Godric's Hollow.'' He said returning the polite smile. x.com/WontGoYourWay/…

''Just a few days. Or weeks.'' x.com/CousinLewis/st…

''Bag, bat, rope, chair, duct tape. Yep got it all.''

Has not put a bag over a certain someone's head. Nope.

"Nah. I went to America when i was eleven for school." x.com/wontgoyourway/…

"Pukwudgie. Fun house and lots of memories there." x.com/wontgoyourway/…

When you know what the weird thing is.

And its funny. Also never let drunk Ethan go to a party. x.com/cousinlewis/st…

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"You did? Why may i ask?" x.com/wontgoyourway/…

"A decade? Merlin i could never think of living there in a decade." x.com/wontgoyourway/…

Stares at the TL. "Are you dead?"

(646): I was giving an app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when an alert popped up blinking "go home and give John head." You're an asshole

(716): In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.

Hums as he sips his tea. "So quiet."