i want her to get up on that debate stage and thank him for his generous donation that helped her get to where she is today like i promise you that man will factory reset from panicking so bad aksjjsjskaka

“I saw it’s going to be Buttigieg” “I saw it’s going to be Kelly” “I saw it’s going to be Shapiro” oh yeah well I saw Goody Proctor with the devil so

My dad: Hey I was watching tv Also my dad:

The who’s in whoville after grinch steals xmas etc

they’re winning

If set in Greece, Mamma Mia 3 will be counted as one of the famous Greek trilogies along with the Oresteia and Achilleis.

how much $5 at Subway used to get you vs how much it gets you now

Do you think you’re capable of love despite not being able to read alto clef

the forgetful body:

“they’re doing transgender surgeries on illegal aliens” is just the plot of The Rocky Horror Picture Show

Liesl when she found out Rolf was a N*zi:

we don’t own the earth don’t own the earth we killing each other over some lines in the dirt we bleed the same blood feel the same hurt Palestinian life does it have the same worth?

Macbeth but these are the three witches

ME: I don’t think a Muppet “West Side Story” works because it would start to assign race/class value to the different types of Muppets, and that doesn’t at all align with their established worldview THERAPIST: ok so like I said we’re gonna up your dosage

Many people will continue struggling to come to terms with the election results, but there’s still a lot you can do: 1) Be irritable at work 2) Withdraw from people who love you/need you 3) Make an impulsive and self destructive major life decision