so you’re telling me the “sodfather” was a chiefs fan? 🤨

ain’t it fun

Here we go State!!!! To the Sweet 16 we go!!

everybody should change their instagram handles to what their AIM username was. how sick would that be

they say nobody likes you when you’re 23 but what about 28?? 23 was very cool looking back

i suppose i should eat a vegetable today

lebron haters are unreal weird

28 is listening to your favorite football podcast, hearing an ad about Salesforce, and feeling triggered the rest of the afternoon

nobody told me 25-30 was just hearing about people’s weddings into oblivious

no, I will not buy the bride a drink

happy Friday everyone

when do ya know when you’re in the good old days

twitter kinda sucks now but i have to say that this is the scariest sunday in history

been real into austrailian punk bands lately

what a terrible loss

my niece (who is 4) was at a garage sale with my cousin and a gentleman asked my cousin if she knew what the price was for one of the TV’s on display. she couldn’t find the price either and my niece interjected with a “yeah we don’t work here.” hahahaha

INJECT THE HAMMY WALKOFF DIRECTLY INTO MY VEIN!!!!!! 🙌

I’m not going to stop apologizing for posting Super Bowl clips simply because I’m not sorry lol This slow-mo shot of Hurts dime to Smitty for the dagger is absolutely unbelievable. I’ve watched it 10x already & will watch at least 10x more tonight alone. DOT

we are all well aware already, big dog.