I bet it's 'no returns' because once you use the damn thing, it'll break.

|| shhhh im merely just a bean

Yeah; and he makes you sign an affidavit so when you die your blood isn't on his hands.

By property do you mean the house you're mooching off of?

⠀⠀ ❛⠀ 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑠𝑜, 𝑤𝑒 𝑠𝘩𝑎𝑙𝑙 𝑟𝑖𝑠𝑒. . .⠀❜ ‹ ᴍᴀᴛᴜʀᴇ ᴛʜᴇᴍᴇs ⠀⠀ ‹ ᴅᴇs ﹕ ʟɪᴛ ‹ #lozrp . #mvrp sᴄᴀʟᴇs ᴏғ ᴅᴇᴍɪsᴇ. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⤤⤦

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀“ ɪᴍ ᴛʜᴇ ɪᴄɪɴɢ ᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴀᴋᴇ! “ ( 𝘧𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘴𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘥𝘴 𝘢𝘥𝘷𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘦𝘴. ╱ ʟɪᴛᴇʀᴀᴛᴇ ﹠ ᴅᴇsᴄʀɪᴘᴛɪᴠᴇ. ʙᴀɴᴛᴇʀ. ᴍᴠ. sᴇʟᴇᴄᴛɪᴠᴇ.﹙ɴ﹚sғᴡ. ₊ ⠀⠀#lozrp ₊ ⠀ ❪♡+ ⟲ ·s ᴀᴘᴘʀᴇᴄɪᴀᴛᴇᴅ.❫

“It’s cute how you think this peace will last.” ↬ ᴅᴇᴛᴀɪʟᴇᴅ﹕ᴍɪʀʀᴏʀᴇᴅ ↬ ᴍᴀᴛᴜʀᴇ ᴛʜᴇᴍᴇs ↬ {ɴ}sғᴡ ↳ ⋮ 〘♥ & ⟲？〙

" And here we see the rabbit back and ready to jip us off again— "

" You reuse your items! "

There isn't a day I won't poke fun at Rav— Snorts.

" Tell me then—why do you pry your items off my dead body and then go to resell them to me? "

" Soooo.... Rent equals reuse. "

" Well—if you just let me do that in the first place then I wouldn't be complaining right now. " And he'd flick the other's nose in return.

" Bah— " Waves a hand blatantly in return. " Says who? What if I found myself a new merchant to go to? "

" Well, I guess for some people, Rav— but for me... " Hat swayed as he shook his head gently in 'disappointment'. " I've found someone else who appreciates their customers more. It was nice working with you. "

A hand reached out to settle on Ravio's shoulder; his face rather 'apologetic'. " Some things are better off this way... "

" Ravio... Try not to miss me too much. " A harder pat to the shoulder.

Oof— Was he being serious? A contemplative look; but he'd shake his head. " I've already made my choice. "

" I can't tell you that. It's for your own good. "