Count Vlah loves an outsider... Hell, he hangs around with a guy with a basketball for a back for Pete's sake!... fb.me/37kEOvxvh

In Oculus, the hollywood studio system tries to push it's slanderous agenda that keeping creepy old antiques in... fb.me/2j4cOYbP6

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What's that outside the window?!? No it's not Count Vlah watching from the bushes with his vampire stake in his... fb.me/75CI6CtmF

Let's be clear about something here my little minced meat puppets... Count Vlah loves himself some thick, red,... fb.me/1Foez2Gt8

Threequels get a bum rap. Terminator 3? The Godfather 3? The Matrix 3? Each one unfairly compared to their... fb.me/74btU22jO

No monsters? No knife-wielding murder?? No inbred family of sadistic torturers??? It seems the horror of... fb.me/39Wm2ZPVm

VLAH!!!!! SAVAGES!!! Strutting around the country staking innocent vampires!! What did my people ever do to... fb.me/1yxZCgwdn

No time for a scarrrry movie tonight?? Sink your fangs into this fun sized candy bar... but watch for razor... fb.me/1n2JzNqG8

Grave robbing is an under-serviced industry in these the modern times. Why, Count Vlah remembers when you... fb.me/75j6J2dUu

Elvira's Haunted Hills is like the Scary Movies for 60's horror, except it doesn't have the Waynes brothers' keen... fb.me/1jSO7mTaC

Take a guess what Count Vlah's favorite ride at the carnival is.. Go ahead, guess! NO, it's not the ferris wheel... fb.me/3icHVSBaU

HAPPY HALLOWEEN you Tricksters and Treaters!!!! Hope you're watching something spookabulous tonight!!!! Count... fb.me/6LMvuws0R

*Creeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaak.... Vlah! I have to remember to get that coffin door oiled this year! Vell here we are... fb.me/KsEXla19

Us monsters have feelings too! We're just like you human folk, capable of tender emotion, fragile insecurity,... fb.me/47V6nOaBK

Us monsters have feelings too! We're just like you human folk, capable of tender emotion, fragile insecurity, and... fb.me/7vf0DjT6c

Come close and listen up my little lovesick kebobs of staked hearts... Count Vlah has something to confess. He... fb.me/4yGrGAU4i

It should be no surprise that Halloween is Count Vlah's favorite season... of course, it is technically the only... fb.me/2iCDO9pTc

Count Vlah loves himself a haunted house movie! You never know what you are going to get! In a vampire movie,... fb.me/1XFUR1IEB

Put down the garlic, my little cloves of delicious delicacies! Count Vlah cannot be foiled! It's true! Just ask... fb.me/6lJeqhcfE