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Couch Nish

@couchnish

Born in England to a Scouse family, now in Australia (LFC fan since ‘82). Talk football, politics and tech. bsky.app/profile/couchn…

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calendar_today29-06-2018 15:36:32

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Newcastle fans waking up to the realisation they their club is just a “play-thing” to the Saudis is quite intriguing to watch.

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SALLAAHHH!!! Beautifully done, but look at that run and pass by Ekitike. Fantastic pace and made sure there was enough power on his pass to find someone. Salah then did what he does best.

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HALF TIME THOUGHTS #LIVATH 1) Ekitike is sharp 2) Salah is getting better with age 3) Kerkez is solid 4) Frimpong’s pace is a welcome edge 5) Szoboszlai is ready for a huge season 6) Wirtz trying everything. Some work, some don’t, but he’s trying it all and I love it 7) More plz!

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GAKKPPOO!! Reacts fastest and stays onside to tap home. Lovely to see the “daddy-shark” celebration too to honour Diogo.

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GAKKPPOOOO!!! Decided own goals were overrated so wanted another one for LFC. Did great with little on. Finally got his shot away and made sure it was low and hard. Great play.

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FULL TIME THOUGHTS #LIVATH 1) Excellent training run 2) Bit of a fan of the 2 games in 1 day idea 3) Wirtz, Kerkez, Szobo, Ekitike, Mamadarshvili, Gakpo, Endo and Salah really were standouts 4) That 1 passing play that ended with Szobo nutmegging the guy… my lord 🤤 5) Exciting

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Probably my favourite NUFC account on here during this whole Isak saga. At least he's able to laugh about how ridiculous it is (for them).

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8 years since Mrs Couch begged and pleaded for such a fine specimen as myself to marry her and I reluctantly agreed. Some say I’m not a charitable person, but this is every day proof. Me. Me. Me! Happy Anniversary to us 😆

8 years since Mrs Couch begged and pleaded for such a fine specimen as myself to marry her and I reluctantly agreed.

Some say I’m not a charitable person, but this is every day proof.

Me.
Me.
Me!

Happy Anniversary to us 😆
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Ekitike could very easily play left wing with Isak as striker. That would also mean we possibly have the most talented left wing options on the planet with Ekitike, Gakpo and Ngumoha all there.

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Calling all burner accounts, time to spill your guts in a safe zone… what are some things that Pep Lijnders did that made him so unpopular inside the club? Genuinely interested as I no longer have to care about him at all.