I won the Election!

Democrat fundraising texts before and after the election:

You look woke

Latino voters, apparently:

Mayorkas will be prosecuted for the horror he has wrought upon our Republic. He cannot hide.

Every fucking Chris Murphy tweet these days:

But what about second martial law?

People are mad at this, but I have been reliably informed that Obama would be considered right-wing in Europe.

In the end, there was no Joe Biden to run against in 2024.

Megalopolis was ROBBED

“Chudjak they’re going to execute you!” “No. Nothing ever happens.”

Hey guys Im back with a new account after a brief break! Would appreciate RTs to get my mutuals back.

Hey we found him!

Hey Thomas Massie what were you doing on the island?

“Once you visit x the everything app in 2026 you’ll never stop wanting to beat 2011 liberals who said social media would bring a wave of democratization to death with your bare hands.”

1. Massie’s wife dies under suspicious circumstances 2. Massie marries a lesbian 3. Massie is revealed to be on the Epstein list 4. A transgender Massie supporter shoots up a hockey rink Not very difficult to connect the dots here.