I hit the juckport 1 trillion$

inshallah someday i will share that stupid linkedin pic of this fuckers career and it'll show he's back at denny's

OH Smash for sure

Wifi Theme, from Pokemon Diamond, Pearl and Platinum (2006)

If you have a problem with this image you can unfollow me right now. Love is love.

all quiet on the frontal lobe

if i ever have kids, i can't wait to do cool shit w them and NOT broadcast it to the whole internet

My roommate rocks

"!@#$" and "%^&* " knuckle tats

Refueling

Tiene razón no puedo comprarme una casa porque hace 2 meses fui al cine a ver hamnet

Our “we operate under US law” ad is raising a lot of questions already answered by the ad

Omw to make it eight

THEIRS?!?! #nonbinary

last season i brought fried rice in a zip lock bag to target field

learning to appreciate the modern miracle of a cold beverage