You girls be 13 talking about "I hate sleeping alone" .. Well bitch you better buy a damn teddy bear.

ALL Relationships have fights ???, disagreements ?, tears shed ?, & doubts ?. But REAL Relationships make it through ALL that ?- ?

Too many good single girls, too many hoes taken.

Trust no one who still uses a text signature.. They define Ratchet

Don't get in a relationship if you still love your ex

In every class, there's always those ratchet girls that go crazy when there's a substitute teacher..

I got a Twitter, Facebook, & Instagram. Tf you mean "send me a picture"?

Relationship rule: if ya girl don't like that b*tch, DON'T TALK TO THAT B*TCH! If ya man don't like that n*gga, DON'T FCK WITH THAT N*GGA!

That awkward moment when a hoe tries to give relationship advice.

White Kid: Shut up mom! Mom: *Shuts Up* Black Kid: Shut up mom! *Wakes up* Where am I? Doctor: Intensive care.

Hoes be tryna shave their head to look like Amber Rose, but end up lookin' like Caillou..

These bitches aint playin'. A jealous woman does better research than the FBI.

Excuse me, here's your nose. I found it in my business hoe.

#YoullNeverUnderstand how badly i want to knock you out..

Girls tweet stuff like "that text I just got >>" The text: What up?

Everything I want to do is either: illegal, immoral, fattening, addictive, expensive, or impossible.

Smiling at someone that hates you just to piss them off more.

If you see 2 people happy in a relationship. LEAVE THEM ALONE! ... Damn hoes..

I'm tired of fat hoes calling themselves "thick". Bitch, yo fat ass can't even bend over and touch your toes without falling

When i get mad at someone .. im silent AS FUCK.. because if i speak my mind .. shit gonna get Hella Real!