3 years later and I sometimes still pathetically miss you and think about you.

You had me at "Eww gross"

Missing your mouth on my neck and your whisper in my ear.

I’m only a whore for books, chicken wings, and the right guy.

YES!!!

RIP Oz man!!!

Walmart, Target, and Hobby Lobby have their Halloween stuff up. Christmas in July must be fuming right now.

Look, I’m adventurous, but not finger bang me in the stands of a baseball game adventurous.

Dear youth sporting events, When it’s 100+ degrees outside coolers should be automatically allowed in the park. It’s not right to force people to buy your 4.00 waters when it’s this hot. Sincerely, A hot AF parent

I don’t know who needs to hear this but if you’re ordering for 4 people in the drive thru instead of going in, you’re an asshole.

Fall can not get here soon enough.

Woke up happy again. This is getting out of control.

Welcome to 47. Saving a ziplock baggie because it’s too nice to throw away.

i did not give you permission to tickle my fancy

Fall makes me want to wear ugly sweaters, drink peppermint mochas, and cuddle.

Meow. Meow. Meow. Sunday.

One of the ways to my heart is through a bottle of hot sauce.

Um, I’ve got nothing to report.