earlier windows started hallucinating monitors that don't exist and i'm still laughing so hard

“Free condoms?? What would I tell my kids if they saw those????” Probably like “That’s something for grown-ups” if they’re prepubescent, or “Those are barriers to make some kinds of sex safer” if they’re a teenager. Just be matter-of-fact and developmentally appropriate. Jeez

초코보 복복

えげつない

this fuckass image has been bouncing around my head for the past few days. didapponging. i love it

My dog vs. the Unknown Entity named The Enemy 👹 (She has a 100% win rate)

Irish man feeding his American guests these bad boys out of the palm of his hand so that they didn’t go into shock and die from a lack of burger or pizza:

do any NYC oomfs also see the FFXIV light party in the MTA emergency instructions

glass blowing is so funny. your first time handling it is like "this is explosive, molten lava you have in your hands. if you don't respect it, it will not respect you. don't lose your eye" and every pro glass blower you watch work is walking around in flip flops and cargo shorts

I remember when we were going page by page with Sam, and he asked "why do you want this character to wear suspenders?" and I said 'we have a new idea for the plane crash sequence...' He laughed so hard he had tears in his eyes. #SendHelp

Falling Flowers one of the top comments on the original post was "how did you take this picture with your eyes" and i think abt it every time it makes the rounds again

강제로 잡았더니 잡힌애도 잡힌걸 본애도 둘다 놀람ㅌㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ어이없어 눈커진거봐

Incase anybody wants to know what it’s like being a women in the railway community, somebody made an account dedicated to Ai-ing me out of my images with my locos, including the one as me as a baby!

every time I buy gunpla i remember this tumblr post

Happy uhhhhhhhhhhh Easter or something

A rare spaghetti treat for the flockatiels