my girl on the way to target 5 minutes after I said we need to cut back on spending

uhm… guys

#ufc294 has made it feel like Christmas Eve as a kid all over again. In celebration of this, I'm getting blackout drunk and eating Chinese food.

If people only knew how difficult it was to pull of this kind of movement..

hasbulla bed covers are the best base for hooking up with a 10

Ya'll remember when Volk stepped up to #UFC294 on 11 days notice?

Planes crash into eachother

Now that’s spooky 💀

Will Islam Makhachev win the sequel or can Alexander Volkanovski claim 'Double Champ' status? 😤 Stream #UFC294 NOW on ESPN+ ➡️ spr.ly/6015ujDtD

Ikram. Aliskerov. #UFC294

I told you guys. THIS CARD WAS CURSED FROM THE BEGINNING. HOLY SHIT! #UFC294

Usman wins the moral victory here. Khamzat is trash. #ufc294

At least I can say I saw Paulo Costa fight this year (just not in the cage)

I’m in Shock

DO NOT LET PRIME SPONSOR YOU

Me about to give my girl the best time of her life: (I’ll be in and out in 12 seconds)

Holloway Topuria January

Best part of the whole night.