Today is St. Patrick’s Day.

This was a good movie they don’t make em like this anymore

i don’t relate with this mf anymore he got his life together

Can’t lie seeing glitter graphics like this in 2026 is like seeing a cave painting…lost art form.

That ain’t no damn Long Island, that’s a Rikers Island cause after one drink & somebody bump into me & don’t say excuse me… that’s where I’ll be heading

Congratulations on working 40 hours! You are now free to dissociate for 2 days

Can’t believe I’ve lived far enough into the future to learn the first slur for robots

it’s hole filling season

ordered food for just myself and they sent 3 forks

he 👨 saw 👀 me 🙋 crying 😭 he 👨 crew 👥 too 😈 we 👯 both ✌️ crode 🤡💔

this machine is ass

“go touch grass” i’ve been twirling my bush since 8am

Black don’t crack ikdr

Ms. Juicy has been arrested for driving with a suspended license and without insurance, TMZ reports.

everybody in the comments saying how they can’t believe they did this in public…. like girl they’re at the Rosterfish in WeHo… we’ve seen worse