Cory Bird (@cory_bird) 's Twitter Profile
Cory Bird

@cory_bird

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Jess Dweck (@thedweck) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Destroying the world just to prevent your hotel chain from going bankrupt a seventh time is the dumbest supervillain plot of all time

SUCH (@such) 's Twitter Profile Photo

When I was buying my house, it blew my mind when my lender asked if my family couldn’t just gift me the down payment money, saying that gifts/loans of $50k to $100k weren’t uncommon from families of first-time homebuyers. That’s the 400-year head start we don’t have.

Mitt Romney (@mittromney) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Unprecedented, historic corruption: an American president commutes the sentence of a person convicted by a jury of lying to shield that very president.