I know Pentakill is great and all, but sometimes you just can't beat a classic. What I'm saying is that "Please Cause No Heartbreak" performed by Johnathan Elfton and Deedee Keys is a genuine bop.

Also I'd probably die if anyone caught me singing it.

Helps pass the time when doing chores, at least. .....Liiiiiiike this laundry I'm supposed to be hanging out to dry right now. Sigh. Okay.

..Wonder how Ori's doing.

I should call her later. After chores.

...Huh. ...Something tells me neon pink smoke isn't a natural occurrence out in the woods. Not that I'd have any experience on that.

I.. should probably check that out.

...Oookay. Gauntlet out, Dark Shot primed, let's see what this is.

.................Why is Fate's girlfriend skulking around he's not even HERE..

Glad Fate isn't here, honestly. He'd definitely get the wrong impression if he knows I brought a lady to the base.

Now that I said that, I should start digging my own grave!

.............Please. Please, gods, please let that have just been my imagination

FUCK

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OKAY that's better

Anyway living here has gotten really awkward and I'm currently plotting out exactly where, when, and how my funeral should go

ssssiiiiIIIIIIIIGGGGghhh

ha HAH

my DAD????? REALLY???