I will eat a Happy Meal if you give me $4

wait no. don’t make it go to 7. you’re overcorrecting. they’re def doing this on purpose

Build back Lusitania?

Lots of ways to be fancy wrong

is cloud computing more software or hardware? feels like hardware success

*crypto investors get their tokens scammed, stolen, rugged every week* crypto guy: this is why you need to listen experts like me to avoid this happening to you

these VCs are over emotional dweebs

“Wait. They don’t have legs” -7 yr old Meta commercial reaction

*pandemic and war break out* good thing we didn’t have all that debt!

are we losing investors? are we long russian banks? are we just reading a lot of zerohedge? what’s happening here

pretty sure it was the deadly virus

whether you prefer standard time or daylight savings time, remember that those who disagree are not the enemy. the duplicitous sun itself, hoarding its light while we fight for scraps, is the true enemy

your fresh prince jokes are bad

9:20 est team of consultants came up with that tipoff time. you can’t tell me different.

judging everyone that is taking this proposal seriously

hope those on cloud shoes are comfortable for you because they ugly

modern firearms are explosive devices. just replace every word ‘gun’ with ‘bomb.’ it’s the same thing. I use my bomb responsibly. I am a responsible bomb owner. You can’t stop people from owning bombs. I own a bomb but I’m not a terrorist.